1 Good Old Harry and two friends are out walking.
Harry says, "Windy, isn't it? " Another guy says, "No, it's Thursday"!!
The last guy says. "So am I.
Let's go get a beer." .........................................
2 Harry was telling his neighbor, "I just bought a new hearing aid.
It cost me four thousand dollars, but it's state of the art. It's perfect."
"Really," answered the neighbor. "What kind is it?" Harry answered: "Twelve thirty." .........
Harry was invited to his old friends' home for dinner one evening.
He was impressed by the way his buddy spoke to his wife calling her--Honey, My Love, Darling, Sweetheart, Pumpkin, etc.
The couple had been married almost 70 years and, clearly they were still very much in love.
While the wife was in the kitchen, Harry leaned over and said to his friend,
"I think it's wonderful that, after all these years, you still call your wife those loving pet names."
His friend hung his head. "I have to tell you the truth," he said,
"I forgot her name about 10 years ago.".............