She is a Jewess. I have a secret crush on her. Please don't tell anyone. I want to kiss her.
"Don't tell her boyfriend Jimmy Kimmel.
She has such nice skin, and she is thin! I am so jealous of Jimmy Kimmel.
Here is a great video that she made about about Obama entitled "The Great Schlep".
"I don't set out to offend or shock, but I also don't do anything to avoid it. "
"The first time I did stand-up was the summer I was 17. "
"I was licking jelly off of my boyfriend's penis and all of a sudden I'm thinking, "Oh My God, I'm turning into my mother!"
"The best time to have a baby is when you're a black teenager."
"I don't care if you think I'm racist. I just want you to think I'm thin."
"Who cares? Different religions. I guess the only time it's an issue I suppose would be if you're having a baby, you have to figure out how you want to raise your baby or whatever, which still would not be an issue for us. Because you know, we'd just be honest, and say "Mommy is one of the chosen people, and Daddy believes that Jesus is magic."
These are some of my favorite quotes other than stuff from the Old Testament.
This article greatly influenced by the work of: David Abraham Goldmanfarbsteinabrov. (Ethel's Son).
They lived next door to Steve Silverman. You remember, the skinny boy.