1. Did you hear about how all of the toilets were stolen out of the police station? …….
The detectives have nothing to go on.
2. Did you hear about the cannibal who passed his brother in the woods? ........
3. Did you hear about the flasher who thought about retiring?
He decided to stick it out for another year.
4. Did you hear the one about the sidewalk?......
It's all over town.
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